Once upon a time, there was a season when neither Sask. nor Winnipeg made a post-season play off game. It seemed so unusual that the teams figured there should be some sort of competition anyway. So they got together and decided on a week-long ice-fishing competition.

On the first day, the Bombers caught 100 fish and Riders caught none. On the second day, Bombers had caught 200 fish and Riders still had zero. The Sask coach, suspecting cheating, dressed one of his players in blue and gold and sent him to the Bombers camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day, the player came back to the report.

"Are they cheating?" asked the coach. "They sure are," the player said. "They're cutting holes in the ice!"

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